And here's one I prepared earlier...

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Registration Form 2010

Preferred first name: Victoria

Reader/Writer/Vidder/All of the Above: Reader/Writer

My current primary fandom: Avengers (Captain America/Iron Man) (I know!!!)

My current secondary fandom(s): DCU (Superman/Batman); Supernatural

Fandom(s) I’ve broken up with: Stargate: Atlantis

Fandom(s) I just can’t quit: Smallville

OTP forever: Clark/Lex (I know!!!); Clark/Bruce (It’s a different Clark, okay! It’s an alternate universe!); Steve/Tony; Sam/Dean

OTP sometimes: Holmes/Watson; Kirk/Spock; McKay/Sheppard (fine!)

OTP never, baby, OT3/OTTeam/OT?: Dean/Metallicar; Dean/Pie; SG-1; SGA-1

My comment on slash is: I miss the days where there had to actually be some subtext before a fandom sprang up like a plague of locusts

I like slash because: it’s still hot, twenty years later

I discovered slash by: you’ve all heard the story by now, this one’s really for new-comers (friend’s older sister’s zines, for the record)

My bullet proof kink: control freaks bottoming

My major league squick: partner betrayal, unwarned for threesomes (not cool!)

My guilty pleasure: mpreg (yes, I said it!)

I first found out about (my first) g/t from/by: China and I had too much fun at sinpozium (which you should totally check out by the way) and wanted to hold our own

Coke/Coke Zero/Sprite/Juice: coke

Tea/Coffee: tea

Indian/Thai/Italian: Indian, Thai, Italian

I would like 15 Minutes of Fame: Yes

I will use it to: debunk the kinkiness of kink memes

Comments

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It does conjure... interesting... images. :-D

Yep, I'll be cursing your name in six weeks, no doubt. Feel free to enjoy my pain, and hopefully the fruit of my labours will be worth it.