Here's one I made earlier...

[arysteia.livejournal.com]

Registration Form 2011

Preferred first name: Victoria

I have a different handle at DW/AO3: nope, arysteia everywhere

Reader/Writer/Vidder/All of the Above: reader/writer

My current primary fandom: Marvel Comics/Marvel Cinematic Universe

My current secondary fandom(s): DCU (poor baby)

Fandom(s) I’ve broken up with: Supernatural (Godstiel could compel me to worship him, but not to keep reading)

Fandom(s) I just can’t quit: Smallville, related DCU

OTP forever: Steve/Tony, Thor/Loki (Avengers); Erik/Charles (X-Men)

OTP sometimes: Clark/Lex, Clark/Bruce, Bruce/Dick

OTP never, baby! I'm OT3/OTTeam/OT? all the way: I'm feeling the oddest compulsion to write Bruce Wayne having an affair with Tony Stark, but I don't think I could bear Steve Rogers' woobie face. Lex Luthor, on the other hand, would laugh and laugh and laugh, and then kick Clark Kent some more with his kryptonite shoes.

My bullet proof kink: control freaks bottoming

My major league squick: partner betrayal, unwarned for threesomes (not cool!)

My guilty pleasure: mpreg (yes, I said it, and… I may be doing the mpreg big bang…)

My comment on slash is: I miss the days where there had to actually be some subtext before a fandom sprang up like a plague of locusts

My comment on fandom more generally is: Kids today got no respect! Get off my lawn! But my curmudgeonly ways don't make me love it less.

Coke/Coke Zero/Diet Coke/Sprite/Juice: coke zero

Tea/Coffee: tea

Blue Top/Calci-Trim Milk: calci-trim

I will likely come for dinner Friday: yes

I will likely come for dinner Saturday: yes

I will likely come for dinner Sunday: yes

Comments

[stickmarionette.livejournal.com]

I once started writing a fic with the description 'Tony Stark versus the DC universe' in which Bruce sends Dick to ascertain whether Tony is a threat. :D

[arysteia.livejournal.com]

Bwahahaha. Did Tony seduce him into a favourable report?

[stickmarionette.livejournal.com]

Well, Dick rescued Tony from Lois in reporter mode, and then there were Gotham super-villains related funtimes and at one point Tim popped up to be scary. As you do. :D

[arysteia.livejournal.com]

Why is this gem not available to the fans??? Or at least me?

[stickmarionette.livejournal.com]

:D

See, when DC and Marvel do get around to doing crossovers, they always assume the fans want huge throw-downs between the League and the Avengers (which, heh, the League would win a heartbeat). All we really want is fun banter and character dynamics.

[labellementeuse.livejournal.com]

Tony Stark is Lex Luthor. I think this is my entire block about the Avengers. HE IS LEX LUTHOR WHY AREN'T YOU HANDCUFFING HIM CAP.

[arysteia.livejournal.com]

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! No! Don't give birth to new plot bunnies. Must. Resist...

(I already have a Villains United Support Group thingy somewhere...)

[labellementeuse.livejournal.com]

*enables like an enabler*

[stickmarionette.livejournal.com]

Hahaha but Tony hates himself more than Lex ever has! (To be honest, it gets a little depressing sometimes. JFC, dude, work on your self-esteem.)

[arysteia.livejournal.com]

That is probably exactly what saved the world from him being a frighteningly competent supervillain. Thanks, Howard! You crushed him much more effectively than Lionel did.

[labellementeuse.livejournal.com]

haha. I am sure that is true in comics! am terrible person, have only seen the films, and while I found them compulsively watchable/shit Pepper and HELLO SCARLETT JOHANSSEN are hot, god Tony makes me want to cut him a little.

[stickmarionette.livejournal.com]

That's Tony for you, especially in a medium with no internal monologue. (God, wasn't the second film terrible? The only redeeming quality was Black Widow.)

[shihadchick.livejournal.com]

kick Clark Kent some more with his kryptonite shoes.
DIALOGUE RINGS TRUE.

Also ilu. :D

[arysteia.livejournal.com]

They're very expensive, hand made in Italy, kryptonite shoes. ;-p

[shihadchick.livejournal.com]

I expect nothing less from that man.

[shihadchick.livejournal.com]

Also by the way, I read out "SIX WEEKS?!" in exactly the tones you'd expect and Blade and I promptly BOTH started hyperventilating. FYI. How did time pass so quickly??